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Dirty Joke Garbage Truck Surprise.
Dirty Joke Garbage Truck Surprise.

Two women beaten in the cemetery english.

dirty jokes in Hindi- English -What is the difference between

No matter the setting, these 50 hilarious,
lewd jokes are never completely appropriate. #But if# you are#

bold enough to deliver a punchline,
you deserve the laugh that it will earn you.

dirty jokes in Hindi- English -What is the difference between.

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1. What is the difference
between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A man would actually search
for a golf ball.

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2What does a business brothel sign say?
beat it. Were closed.

ek vyavasaayik# veshyaalay
par hastaakshar kya kahate hain
ise haraayen. band the

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3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For minor mineralization.

gitaar shikshak ko kyon
giraphtaar kiya gaya?
naabaalig ko chhed minore ke lie.

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4. What is the difference between a tire and a 365 used condom?
One is a good one. Have a wonderful second year.

ek taayar aur 365 istemaal kie gae kandom mein kya antar hai?
ek ek achchha hai. doosare ka saal shaanadaar rahe .

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5. What is the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
A hooker may wash his crack and resell it.

ek veshya aur ek drag deelar
ke beech kya antar hai?
ek hukar apanee daraar ko dho
sakata hai aur use phir
se bechana sakata hai.

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6. What do Mafia and Pussi have in common?
A slip of the tongue, and you are in deep dirt.

maaphiya aur poosee aam
mein kya hain?
jeebh kee ek parchee,
aur aap gaharee gandagee mein hain.

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7What did Banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you moving He’s gonna eat me!

vaibretar ko kela ne kya kaha?
tum kyon hil rahe ho? vah mujhe kha raha hai

Dr. Why does Pepper come

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8Dr. Why does Pepper come in a bottle?
#Because #his wife died.

do. peppar ek botal mein kyon aata hai?
kyonki usakee patnee mar gaee.

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9What is the best thing about sex with 28 year olds?
There are twenty of them.

28 saal ke bachchon ke saath seks
ke baare mein sabase achchhee baat kya hai?
unamen se bees hain.

10. #What is ..the difference# between a
..pregnant .woman# and a .lightbulb#
#You -can .remove a..lightbulb.#

ek garbhavatee mahila aur ek laitabalb mein kya antar hai
aap ek laitabul ko hata sakate hain.

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11. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick a lotta-pus.

aap lesbiyan daayanaasor ko kya kahate hain?
chaatana ek lott- pus.

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12What is the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
#A zit will wait until #you get in your face.#

baayotik paadaree aur zit ke beech kya antar hai?
jab tak aap apane chehare par nahin
aate, tab tak ek zit intazaar karegee.

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13What do one gender and one rubix cubes have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it becomes.

ek ling aur ek roobiks kyoobs mein kya aam hai?
jitana adhik aap isake saath khelate
hain, utana hee kathin ho jaata hai.

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#14#What does one #-saggy #boob say    #to another saggy #boob…#

If we don’t get some help, people will think we’re crazy.

ek saggy boob doosare saggy boob ko kya kahana hai?
agar hamen kuchh sahaayata nahin
milee, to log sochenge ki ham paagal hain.

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15. What is the best thing about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hips.

baagavaanee ke baare mein sabase achchhee baat kya hai?
neeche utarana aur apane koolhon se ganda karana.

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16How is a girlfriend like a purgative?

They both annoy the shit out of you.

ek rechak kee tarah ek premika kaisee hai?
ve donon aap se baahar gandagee ko pareshaan karate hain.

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17What do you call a useless piece of skin on a dick?

man.

aap par tvacha ke bekaar tukade ko kya kahate hain?
aadamee.

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18. Why do vegetarians give good heads?

Beause they are going crazy to eat.

shaakaahaaree achchhe sir kyon dete hain?
beeyooz ve khaane ke lie paagal ho rahe hain.

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19What is tall and stiff and full of semen?

A submarine.

khinchaav aur kathor aur
veery se bhara kya hai?
ek panadubbee.

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20What is the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years, your work will still suck

aapakee patnee aur aapakee
naukaree mein kya antar hai?
paanch saal ke baad, aapaka
kaam abhee bhee choosana hoga.

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21Why do wallpapers like Tupperware Party?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

vaalapepar ko taparaveyar paartee kyon pasand hai?
ve hamesha taitan seel kee talaash mein rahate hain.

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22What is the difference between
your lover and condom?

Condoms have evolved: they are no
longer so thick and insensitive.

aapake lo aur kandom mein kya antar hai
kandom vikasit ho gae hain: ve ab itane
mote aur asanvedanasheel nahin hain

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23 Why did God give sex to men?
So they would have a way to
shut down at least one woman.

bhagavaan ne purushon ko ling kyon diya?
isalie unake paas kam se kam ek mahila
ko band karane ka ek tareeka hoga.

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24 What is the difference
between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day.
The anus makes your hole weak.

guda aur mukh maithun mein kya antar hai?
oral seks aapaka din bana deta hai.
guda aapaka chhed ko kamajor banaata hai.

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25 #What ..the penis say to the vagina?.#
#Don’t make me come there#..

ling neini ko kya kaha?
mujhe vahaan mat aana!

26 What do one woman have in common?
Wine in the front, poker in the back.

ek mahila aur ek baar mein kya aam hai?
saamane sharaab, peeth mein pokar.

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27What is another name for a vagina?
The box in which a penis appears.

ekinee ka doosara naam kya hai?
kis boks mein ek namoona aata hai.

28 What is the difference between
pick-pocket and peeping tomatoes?
One snatches your watch.
The other sees your snatch.

pik-poket aur jhaankane vaale
tamaatar mein kya antar hai?
ek aapakee ghadee chheen leta hai.
doosara aapaka snaich dekhata hai.

29 What do you -call two Zalpanos?
Fucking hot!

aap do jalpnos ko kya kahate hain?
garmajoshee se dhanyavaad!

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30 #How do.. you make …your#
.girlfriend scream# during sex?….#
#Call her and .tell -her about it..#

 

aap apanee premika ko seks ke
dauraan kaise chikate hain?
use phon karake usake baare mein bataen.

31 How is life like a penis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.

jeevan ek ling kee tarah kaise hai?
aapakee premika ise kathin banaatee hai.

32 What’s the difference between
your dick and bonus check?
Someone is always ready to blow their bonus.

aapake dik aur bonas
chek mein kya antar hai?
kisee ko hamesha apane
bonas ko udaane ke lie taiyaar hai.

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33 Why Do Women Have Orgasm?
Just one more reason to moan, really.

mahilaon ke paas orgaasm kyon hota hai?
sirph vilaap karane ka ek aur kaaran, vaastav mein

34 What do you call a boy with a small dick?
Just-in!

aap ek chhote se dik vaale
ladake ko kya kahate hain?
jast-in!

35 What do you call a boy with a huge dick?
Phil!

aap ek vishaal dik ke saath
ek ladake ko kya kahate hain?
phil!

36 What do you call someone who
refuses to abuse in public?
A personal tutor.

aap kisee aise vyakti ko kya kahate hain
jo vyaktigat roop se gaalee
dene se mana karata hai?
ek nijee teeyoo

37 What is a virgin lying on a pot?
A Cherry Float.

ek pateele par padee
kunvaaree ko kya kahate hain?
vanaree phlot

38 Know what is 6.9?
Another good thing went bad for a period.

jaanie 6.9 kya hai?
ek aur achchhee baat ek avadhi tak kharaab ho gaee.

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39 How is sex like a bridge game?
If you have a great hand, you do not need a partner

seks pul ke khel kee tarah kaise hai?
yadi aapake paas ek mahaan haath hai, to
aapako ek saathee kee aavashyakata nahin hai.

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40 What are breasts and toys in common?
They were both originally made for children,
but Daddies started playing with them

stan aur khilaune kya aam hain?
ve donon mool roop se bachchon ke lie
bane the, lekin daideej ne unake
saath khelana shuroo kiya.

41 #What do .you ..call a herd of cows# masturbating?#…
#Beef strikin off.#

aap gaayon ke jhund ko bachaane ke
lie kya kahate hain?
baph straakin band.

42 What did O say to Q?
dude, your dick is hanging.

o ne q se kya kaha?
yaar, apane dik kee phaansee hai

Th-Peanut Stuck in Ear

#While watching TV with his wife,
#a man throws peanuts# into the air
and #catches them in his mouth.
#As he throws another# peanut into
the air, the front door opens,…..

#causing #him to turn his head.
Peanut falls# into his ear and
gets stuck. His daughter# #arrives
with his date.# The man explains the
situation, and the daughter’s date says,
“I #can take out the peanuts.” He tells
the father to sit down, puts two fingers
in the #
#father’s nose, and tells him to blow
loudly. The father is bled and a peanut
flies out of his ear. When the #

#daughter takes her date to the kitchen
to# eat something, the mother turns to the
#father. and says#Isn’t .he smart?”#
I wonder what he plans to #do.-Father
says,# by the #smell of #his fingers,
I #would say #.our son-in-law.#

43 kaan mein gu see-moongaphalee atak gaee

apanee patnee ke saath tivi dekhane ke dauraan,
ek aadamee moongaphalee ko hava mein phenk deta
hai aur unhen apane munh mein pakad leta hai.

jaise hee vah ek aur moongaphalee hava mein
phenkata hai, saamane ka daravaaja khul
jaata hai, jisase vah apana sir ghuma leta hai.
moongaphalee usake kaan mein gir jaatee hai aur
atak jaatee hai. unakee betee unake det ke saath
aatee hai. aadamee sthiti ko samajhaata hai,

aur betee kee taareekh kahatee hai,
“main moongaphalee nikaal sakata hoon.”
vah pita ko baithane ke lie kahata hai,
do ungaliyaan pita kee naak mein daalata hai,

aur use jor se udaane ke lie kahata hai. pita
lahooluhaan ho jaata hai aur usake kaan
se moongaphalee ud jaatee hai. jab betee
kuchh khaane ke lie rasoee mein apanee
taareekh letee hai, to maan pita kee or
mudatee hai aur kahatee hai, “kya vah smaart

nahin hai? mujhe aashchary hai ki vah kya karane
kee yojana bana raha hai. “pita kahate hain,”
apanee ungaliyon kee gandh se, main hamaare
daamaad kahoonga. “

44 Dirty-Joke-Your#barrack-doorisopen ….. 2

A manager appointed a new secretary.
He was young, sweet and humble. Taking
spades one day he saw that his fly was open.
While exiting the room, he politely said,
“Oh, mister, do you know that your barrack door
is open?” He did not understand# her, but
later he looked down and saw that his zipper
was open. #He decided #to have #some# fun with

his new employee. #Calling her in, she asked,
#Miss Jones, when you saw the door of
my barrack open this morning, did you even
notice a soldier carefully?” The secretary, who
#was quite funny, replied, #Why, no?
#Sir. I saw a small#disabled veteran
#sitting on two #..#duffel bags

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DIRTY jok-aapakee bairak ka daravaaja khula hai….. 2

ek prabandhak ne ek naya sachiv niyukt kiya.
vah yuva, meetha aur vinamr tha. ek din hukum
lete hue usane dekha ki usakee makkhee khulee thee.
kamare se baahar nikalate samay, usane
vinamrataapoorvak kaha, “oh, shreemaan, kya aap

jaanate hain ki aapaka bairak ka daravaaja khula hai?”
use usakee baat samajh mein nahin aaee, lekin baad mein
usane neeche dekha aur dekha ki usaka jipar khula tha.
unhonne apane nae karmachaaree ke saath kuchh mastee

karane ka phaisala kiya. use andar bulaakar usane poochha,
“mis jons, jab aapane aaj subah mere bairak ke
daravaaje ko khula dekha tha, to kya aapane

ek sainik ko bhee dhyaan se dekha tha?” sachiv,
jo kaaphee majaakiya tha, ne javaab diya,
“kyon, nahin? mahoday. mainne dekha ki ek chhota,
vikalaang vayovrddh, do daphel baig par baitha tha! “

45 DIRTY JOKE: Sperm Bank and Lift 3.

#A man #and a#- woman meet in# an elevator
.. #Where are you #going today#The man #asks.

#I’m going down to give blood.#

#How much do you pay to give blood?#

“#About $ 20.#

#”Wow,” the man says, #I’m going to
donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays
$ 100.” The woman angrily gets off the elevator.

#The next day, the man and woman meet
again in the elevator.

#Fancy meeting you again.” Where are you for today?

“Sperm bank,#she says as her mouth is full.

46 hindi dirty jokai: sparm baink aur liphta3.

ek aadamee aur ek mahila ek lipht
mein milate hain. “aaj tum kahaan
ja rahe ho?” aadamee poochhata hai.
“main khoon dene ke lie neeche ja raha hoon.”

“aap rakt dene ke lie kitana
bhugataan karate hain?”
“$ 20 ke baare mein.”

“vaah,” aadamee kahata hai, “main shukraanu
daan karane ke lie ja raha hoon, aur
shukraanu baink $ 100 ka bhugataan karata hai.
” mahila gusse mein lipht se utar jaatee hai.

agale din, purush aur mahila phir
se lipht mein milate hain.
“phainsee baithak aap phir se.
aap aaj ke lie kahaan?
“shukraanu baink,” vah kahatee hai ki
usaka munh bhara hua hai.

47 Dirty Jocke-Wife Canceled Fishing Trip” …… 4

Steve and his friends were hanging out and
planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell
him that he could not leave this
#time because his wife would not let him go.

After much teasing and calling, Steve
was disappointed and went home.
The following week when Steve’s
friends arrive at the lake to
camp, they are shocked to see Steve.
He was already sitting in the
campground with a cold beer, swag
roll out, fishing rod in hand and a
campfire glow. “How did you talk your
missile into letting Steve go?”
“I didn’t have,” Steve replied.
#Yesterday, #when I left work#I went
home and sat in my chair drinking beer
#and relieved #mysorrows### because I could#
not go fishing. Then OL#Mahila#### peeped
behind me and covered my eyes and said,
‘Surprise’#When …I left her hands behind#.
she was standing there with a beautiful
looking carelessness and she #said,
#Take me to the bedroom, tie me to the#
bed and #you can# do whatever you# want,
#so, here I am!…

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Dirty Jocke”Wife vaiph kainsil phishing trip”…… 4

 

steev aur unake dost baahar latak rahe
the aur aagaamee machhalee pakadane kee
yaatra kee yojana bana rahe the. durbhaagy se,
unhen yah bataana pada ki vah is baar
nahin ja sakate kyonki unakee patnee
unhen jaane nahin degee.

bahut chidhane aur naam pukaarane ke
baad, steev niraash hokar ghar chala
gaya. agale haphte jab steev ke dost
shivir lagaane ke lie jheel par pahunche,
to ve steev ko dekhakar chaunk gae.
vah pahale se hee kaimp ke maidaan
mein ek thandee biyar, svaag rol aaut,
haath mein machhalee pakadane kee chhadee
aur ek kaimp phaayar chamak ke saath baitha tha
. “aapane steev ko jaane dene mein apane
prakshepaastr se kaise baat kee?”
“mere paas nahin tha,” steev ne uttar
diya. “kal, jab mainne kaam chhod diya,

main ghar gaya aur apanee kursee par
baithakar beeyar peekar apane dukhon
ko door kar diya kyonki main machhalee
pakadane nahin ja sakata tha. phir o.el.
mahila ne mere peechhe jhaanka aur aankhen
dhank leen aur kaha, aashchary . jab mainne
usake haath peechhe chhode, to vah ek sundar

see dikhane vaalee laaparavaahee se vahaan khadee
thee aur usane kaha, mujhe bedaroom mein le chalo,
mujhe bistar par baandh do aur tum jo chaaho kar
sakate ho, to, main yahaan hoon! “

49 dirty jokes in hindi- english -What is the difference between……….

 

Dirty Joke: Garbage Truck Surprise 5 ..

The Smith family is driving in the back
of a garbage truck when a large dildo
pops out and hits its windshield.
To hide her embarrassment, Mother
turns around and says to her young
children, “Mere, what a big worm!”

Her seven-year-old son replied, “Yes,
I wonder if it can even fly with an ad
that big

 

Dirty joke: gaarabej trak sarapraij hindi

smith parivaar ek kachara trak ke
peechhe chala raha hai jab ek bada
dildo baahar nikalata hai aur apane

vindasheeld ko hit karata hai. apanee
sharmindagee ko chhipaane ke lie
maan mud jaatee hai aur apane chhote
bachchon se kahatee hai, “mere,
kya bada keeda hai

usake saat saal ke bete ne javaab
diya, “haan, mujhe aashchary hai ki
yah vigyaapan ke saath ud bhee sakata hai
ki bada!

50 Dirty Joke: Friends Friends Shoes and More . english6

A man stops to meet his friend.
#They talk for a# while and then the
#friend asks, “My feet are cold. Would
#you be so kind as to please ask me to
#get my sneakers? The guest said and
#went upstairs. There he sees his
#friend’s adult daughters, both looking
# very nice. Being courageous and quick
#-thinking, he says: “Hi, ladies! Your daddy
#sent me here to have sex with you!
#They stare at him and say,” It can’t be!
#He answers,” Okay, let’s check!
#He shouts his friend down the stairs
both? “” Yes both!

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Dirty joke: Friends Friends Shoes and More.hindi

ek aadamee apane dost se milane ke lie
rukata hai. ve thodee der baat karate
hain aur phir dost poochhata hai, “mere

pair thande hain. kya aap itane dayaalu honge
ki krpaya mujhe mere sneekars praapt karane ke

lie kahenge? ”atithi ne kaha aur oopar chala gaya.
vahaan vah apane dost kee vayask betiyon ko dekhata hai,
donon bahut achchhee lag rahee hain. saahasee aur

tvarit soch vaala hone ke naate, vah kahata hai:
haay, deviyon! aapake daidee ne mujhe aapake
saath seks karane ke lie yahaan bheja hai!

“ve use ghoorate hain aur kahate hain,”
yah nahin ho sakata! “vah javaab deta hai,”
theek hai, chalo jaanchen! “vah apane dost
ko seedhiyon se neeche chillaata hai,”
donon ? “” haan, donon!

51 Dirty Joke: Lady Farts in Jewelery Store english

A woman walks into a fancy jewelry store.
She barks around, spews a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she leans in to look more closely,
she inadvertently breaks the air. Very
embarrassed, she panics and looks
around to see if anyone has noticed
her small mishap and prays that a
sales person just doesn’t pop. As he
turns around, his worst nightmare is
catalyzed as the salesman standing
right behind him. As cool as a cucumber
and displaying full professionalism, the
salesman congratulates the woman,
#Good day, ma’am, how can we help you today?
#Very uncomfortably but hope that
the salesman would not have been
there during that minor accident!
She asks,#Sir, what is the price of
the bracelet? #He replies,#
Madam, if you saw it, you’re going
to tell it @ price.

52 Dirty Joke: Lady Farts in Jewelery Store in hindi

ek mahila ek phainsee gahane kee dukaan mein
chalatee hai. vah chaaron or bhaunkatee hai,
ek sundar heere ka kangan ugalatee hai aur
usaka nireekshan karane ke lie chalatee hai.
jaise-jaise vah adhik kareeb se dekhane ke
lie jhukatee hai, vah anajaane mein hava ko
tod detee hai. bahut sharminda hai, vah
ghabara kar chaaron or dekhatee hai ki
kya kisee ne usakee chhotee durghatana par
dhyaan diya hai aur praarthana karata hai ki
ek bikree vyakti abhee pop nahin karata hai.
jaisa ki vah chaaron or ghoomata hai, usakee

sabase kharaab duhsvapn usake theek peechhe
khade selsamain ke roop mein utprerit hota hai.
ek kakadee ke roop mein thanda aur poorn
vyaavasaayikata pradarshit karate hue,

selsamain mahila ko badhaee deta hai, “achchha din,
maidam ham aapakee aaj kaise madad kar sakate hain
bahut hee asahaj roop se lekin ummeed karate hain ki
us chhotee see durghatana ke samay selsamain

vahaan nahin raha hoga! “vah poochhatee hai
sar, isakee keemat kya haipyaara kangan?
“vah javaab deta hai,” maidam, agar aapane
ise dekha, to aap ise @ keemat bataane ja rahe hain.

53 dirty jokes in hindi- english -What is the difference between in english

Two women beaten in the cemetery english

 

Two women beaten in the cemetery english.

After the girls go out for a night out, the two
women pass through a cemetery and stop to pee.
The first lady has nothing to wipe, so she uses her
underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however,
finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses it.
The next day, the husband of the first
woman calls the husband of the second woman, furious:
#My wife# came . home last# night .without # her panties
#It’s nothing,” the other says. #My butt came back
with a card stuck between his cheeks, stating,
‘Of all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.

kabristaan mein do mahilaon kee pitaee in hindi

ladakiyon ke raat ke baahar ghoomane
ke baad, do mahilaen ek kabristaan se
gujaratee hain aur peshaab karane ke
lie rukatee hain. pahalee mahila ke

paas ponchhane ke lie kuchh bhee nahin
hai, isalie vah apane andaraviyar
ka upayog karatee hai aur ise tos
karatee hai. usake dost, haalaanki,

ek pushpaanjali par ek riban paata hai,
isalie vah usaka upayog karatee hai.
agale din, pahalee mahila ke pati

doosaree mahila ke pati ko phon karate hain,
ugr: “meree patnee kal raat apanee paintee
ke bina ghar aaee!” “yah kuchh bhee nahin hai,”
doosare ka kahana hai. “mera bat usake
gaal ke beech phanse kaard ke saath vaapas
aaya, jisamen kaha gaya tha, phaayar

steshan par ham sabhee mein se,
ham aapako kabhee nahin bhoolenge.”

54 Dirty Joke Sandpaper Sally english

A desperate boy named Jim goes to a
prostitute with $ 5. He buys the cheapest
prostitute named Sandpaper Sally.

As they start having sex, Jim shouts,
Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper Sally! #

Sally exits Scooty. Five minutes later
she came back and Jim attempted sex once again.
what happened?” Jim asks, #This is the best sex I’ve ever had!”
Sally replies, #Oh, I just picked up my scabs and put the bridge on.

Dirty Joke saindapepar sailee hindi

jim naam ka ek hataash ladaka
$ 5 ke saath ek veshya ke paas
jaata hai. vah saindapepar sailee
naamak sabase sastee veshya khareedata hai.

jaise hee ve seks karana shuroo karate hain,
jim chillaata hai, “aauch! ab mujhe pata hai
ki ve aapako saindapepar sailee kyon kahate hain! “

sailee skootee se kamare se baahar
nikalee. paanch minat baad vah vaapas
aaee aur jim ne ek baar phir se seks
ka prayaas kiya.

“kya hua?” jim poochhata hai, “yah
sabase achchha seks hai jo mainne kabhee kiya hai!”

sailee javaab detee hai, “oh, mainne
abhee-abhee apane skaibs ko uthaaya aur pul dalavaaya.”

Dirty Joke: Guy and His First Love in english

Joe was hanging out with his new girlfriend Vicky.
They had completed an amazing date and he was going to leave her home.

#The mood was #right#and the ..timing was right,
#so Joe #looked into her #eyes and said, #Sweetheart#
I want to tell you that you’re the# first girl I’ve ever loved.”

#Oh no#, Vicky moaned, “No f ## n rookie!

Dirty Joke gai end hij pharst lav hindi 

jo apanee naee premika vikee ke
saath ghoom raha tha. unhonne ek
adbhut taareekh pooree kar lee
thee aur vah use ghar chhodane ja raha tha.

mood sahee tha aur taiming sahee
thee, isalie jo ne usakee aankhon
mein dekha aur kaha, “jaaneman,
main tumhen bataana chaahata
hoon ki tum pahalee ladakee ho
jise mainne kabhee pyaar kiya hai.”

“are nahin”, vikkee ne karaahate
hue kaha, “nahin ch en rookee!”

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